d0nn0:

there are more nipples in the world than people

(via sorry)

@2 days ago with 43814 notes

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

(via hotboyproblems)

@2 days ago with 562217 notes

"haha sucks to be them"

driving on the highway and seeing the opposite end in backed up traffic  (via tyrannosauruseric)

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@2 days ago with 63894 notes
my-teen-quote:

If you love Disney, you must follow this blog!
@2 days ago with 2683 notes

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

(via badtexter)

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@2 days ago with 191793 notes

"I want to be with you,
it is as simple,
and as complicated as that.”
- Charles Bukowski

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@2 days ago with 71958 notes

hiatus-is-killing-me:

jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:

a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table

(5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides parties and the internet

(Source: controlledweirdness, via physics-and-fiction)

@2 days ago with 340713 notes
the-friction-in-your-jeans:

This quote really affected me on a personal level when Patrick tweeted it. It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time.

the-friction-in-your-jeans:

This quote really affected me on a personal level when Patrick tweeted it. It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time.

(via green-satan)

@2 days ago with 25989 notes

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via green-satan)

@2 days ago with 364717 notes
slayer-slayer-slayer:

krisperson:

The skeleton war was not kind

free him

slayer-slayer-slayer:

krisperson:

The skeleton war was not kind

free him

(via green-satan)

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oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

(Source: thvnderfox, via green-satan)

@2 days ago with 134453 notes

happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana

(Source: bmvagabnd, via green-satan)

@2 days ago with 189894 notes

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

(via twerktuesday)

@2 days ago with 265432 notes